Friday, May 1, 2009

Nerf Guns – First Set


We’ve finally got some finished projects rolling out of the workshop in the new, exciting world of 1:1 scale! No more crappy cell phone cam pics, we’ve got something decent to look at today. So, without further ado, let make with some pics!

First up, we’ve got a batch of toy guns. These were done mostly as paint tests – being as how I planned to make such extensive use of spray paint on more involved projects, I felt it important to try out as many brands and colors as possible to see what I liked and what I didn’t. I didn’t want to spend a lot of time moding something only to have the work ruined by a crappy coat of spray paint, so for the most part I kept the modifications to a minimum on these.

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This double-barrel 12 gauge started life as a cheap, dollar-store toy gun with electronic gun noises and a cute ejecting shell feature. I sawed off the barrel with a Dremel tool and saved the end for later, then started in on the stock. Originally the speaker was housed internally, mounted to one side of the stock behind a grill of small holes. As I was removing the stock, I had to come up with new mounts for the speaker and a new hand grip. I laid a sheet of metal foil mesh over the hole in the end of the hollow handle and glued it into place inside the stock. I didn’t take any in-progress shots, but you can still see the foil sheet: it is the silver screen over the speaker. The mesh served as a support structure for the putty I used to resculpt the handle. I shaved and sanded the two-part epoxy putty to get a flush blend with the plastic stock, but a bulge is still visible.

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The speaker wouldn’t have looked right just set there in the “wood,” so to dress it up a bit I used a plastic ring from a cheep toy magnifying glass (and saved the lens for later). I cut off the handle from the magnifying glass and used it as a flexible cover for the battery compartment (also moved from the side of the stock and set into the putty) then glued the ring around the speaker before finally setting the speaker into the putty.

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After that, this one was all paint. The metal barrels were painted with a rattle can, and the “wood” was primered in basic white. I achieved a wooden color over the molded plastic wood grain with a series of washes, basically random mixtures of all the old brown inks I’ve collected painting miniatures. I was really pleased with how well it looked like old, oil-stained wood. The copper accent pieces were also spray painted and lightly inked brown prior to final assembly.

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At some point I plan to revisit this piece. I’d like to make a simple, low-slung holster for it to make the weapon better for issuing to under-costumed friends on deployment to Conventia. I also plan to mount small LEDs and batteries (basically just small LED throwies) inside the shot gun shells to give them a nice, “plasma inside” sort of glow. I should probably make some small ammo loops on the holster to show them off better.

Next, I’d like to take a look at “The Brass Monkey,” and 87-calibre Air Navy Revolver.

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Yes, this is my (obligatory) Nerf Maverick mod. I didn’t do much at all to modify this pistol before painting it, although I did modify it so the cylinder would fall all the way to the side, but I really just wanted to see what I could get away with in terms of masking and multi-layer spray painting before I ruined the gun, so I picked one up at the thrift store for like $3 and just went to town on it. I ground off all the Nerf logos with a Dremel, and used 2-part epoxy putty to fill in some of the unwanted details – in looking at American Civil War revolvers, particularly the Colt Army and Navy models, one thing that stood out to me was the slightly more simplified lines of the Navy models, particularly around the cylinder, so I tried to imitate that look by smoothing out the grooves cast into the hemisphere behind the ammo cylinder. All the lines between colors were achieved by spray painting one color, masking it off with tape, and spraying on the next layer.

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In terms of visual appeal, this method was quite effective. In terms of weapon functionality, it left something to be desired. Actually, I pretty much fucked this one up in that department. I lost on small internal spring, and ruined of the main spring that pulls the slide back into position. I was also way to liberal with the masking and painting, and I got paint onto areas that need to slide freely for proper operation. Oh, well – I set out to make a test piece, and that’s what I got. It’s valuable to learn things, right?

Again, color selection and paint brand choices, as well as clear coats, were selected to give me exposure to as many brands and variants of paint as possible. This one also got an all-over coat of ink to tone down the bright brass frame. The “.87” on the side of the frame is affected with simple stick-on raised letters from the scrap booking section of the local craft store. (I got the 87 by measuring the inner diameter of the barrel, not the actual size of the darts.) I’m very happy with the way this one looks, I just wish the damn thing still shot.

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The really interesting detail on this gun, and the technique that I’ll be reusing later on other things, is the fake leather grips. I sanded off the little nubs that had been on the grip, and after everything else was painted I masked the gun to show just then handle and a small rectangular area on the sides of the slide. Then I sprayed these areas with textured spray paint, the kind that is supposed to look like stucco or, well, I don’t know what it’s supposed to look like, but the paint has fluffy, chunky material suspended in the paint. The more you spray, the more gunk builds up. I’ll play with it more as I go to see if I like it better with a heavy coating of gunk or a lighter dusting, but here I tried to put it on pretty evenly. Once it was dry I needed to make it look like leather – I’d used a light beige color I picked up for an as-yet unfinished 28mm shopping mall I was gonna make (I’m sure you’ll never guess what I planned on killing by the bushel in a shopping mall…). I’ve got notes on the exact mix someplace, but it was basically just a simple wash of strong brown ink, then a bit of matte finish clear coat. The leather grips are my favorite thing about The Brass Monkey, and I’ll definitely be reusing this technique.

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Last but not least, I’d like to present this interesting but unnamed weapon for your consideration. Several names came up during this project, many involving words like Bootstrap, Blunderbuss, Bumble Bee, and keg, but they never really fell into the right mix for me. Oh, well. This one’s the most ambitious of the three, with the most sculptural modification and a few other new techniques. Oh, and this one still works, so its got that going for it, which is nice.

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The gauges poking out at such an odd angle are, in fact, the end of the barrels I cut off from the shotgun. I cut the open end off at an angle, epoxied them onto the side of the gun, and built up half-decent mounting brackets from two-part putty. To make the gauge faces, I started by finding a company that sells custom gauges to hot-rodders with a nice catalog of available faces on their web page. Their low-res free samples looked just dandy when scaled down to about ¾ inch with a little color added in the GIMP.

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The ends of the shotgun barrels were made as a separate piece of bright orange, “oh, god, don’t shoot me it’s just a toy,” plastic, which I simply removed and spray painted brass then glued in the new gauge faces. The hands came out of old pocket watches, held into place with tiny little brass nails (I picked those up 7 or 8 years ago, and they are still coming in handy. Check model shops that sell wooden ship models if you want some, they rule.) The lens effect is just several coats of brush-on thick gloss varnish, with a dab of brown ink added to one of the middle layers to take the edge off the bright white paper.

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On the other side of the gun I mounted a small “magic 8 ball.” I have no idea what it’s supposed to do or why it’s there, it just looked really funny and I ran with it – hay, it is a pirate-themed magic 8 ball thing, ripped from the chest of a really awful toy figure. The fluid inside also matched the blue color I had in mind for the main body of the gun. It is set in the plastic shell of an LED “tea candle,” filled with putty to keep it snug. I drilled holes around it to give it a more “machined metal” shape, and totally lucked out by finding brass rings to fit in the spares box.

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Other modifications were minimal – I drilled out two holes in the trigger, again to make it look more like machined metal. I added a small knob – I think the cog came out of an old printer -- to one side of the “keg” structure. It turns, but doesn’t connect to anything.

There were two techniques that I wanted to test out before using them on other, fancier, projects – fake wood over plastic, and air-mixing spray paint. I knew I was going to have shapes in the future that I couldn’t (or wouldn’t want to) replace or replicate, but that I would want to look like wood. I’d hit on the idea of using wood grained vinyl contact paper, the sort one might use to line a kitchen drawer, and needed something to test it out on. Everyone told me this would just never work, it wouldn’t stick, I wouldn’t be able to get it around all the corners, and well – that just meant that I had to try it. But they had a point, I really didn’t want to invest a lot in a project assuming this would work, only to get to the end and find out my who plan is crap. This gun (another thrift store find) was selected precisely because I hated it, so if I totally screwed it up somehow with the contact paper I’d only be out a few bucks and a couple of hours. It turns out that I had a lot of fun modding it and now I really like this gun, so I’m glad it worked!

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Here’s the low-down: before I did any paint work but after all the sculpting was done I sat down with the gun, a sheet of contact paper (remember, they call it paper, but its plastic), an Xacto blade and a Bic lighter. I cut the paper to about the size I wanted for a given section, and just slapped it down – you may notice that I slapped too quickly on one side of one hand grip, and now the wood grain doesn’t line up. Don’t do that. I worked the contact paper over all the shapes and contours, cutting it away with the knife as I went. This needed to be done before painting, there’s no way I could do it without ruining the finish on the paint around the wood grain sticker. I used the lighter – sparingly – to heat the plastic and stretch it over curves and around corners and made sure to get the edges well stuck down. I really wish I could give you better pointers, but you’ve just got to get your hands on it. It’s actually pretty easy to do, but very time consuming. I can see why everyone said it wouldn’t work, without heat stretching it they would have been right. But in the end, I think it came out pretty good – but if you look for them you can find places where I didn’t get the sticker all the way back into a corner, or some bit of edge is peeling up. Its also next to impossible to get the contact paper over all 3 exposed sides of a rectangular corner without it wrinkling up. You can minimize this with careful heating and stretching, but its hard to do that enough to get it smooth without either rubbing off the wood print or melting right through the vinyl. I tried to use solvent-based model cement to soften the vinyl and glue down its edges, but this did more harm than good overall and I don’t recommend it.

This would probably be a good time to warn you – if you do this, which I do not advise, you are going to be heating flammable materials in your hands, probably right next to your face. I don’t have any idea what kind of fumes this crap releases when heated, but I’m sure they don’t contain vitamins or grant super powers. If you use too little heat and try to stretch the vinyl it will rip. If you use too much heat – meaning, if you hold the lighter too close for too long – it will melt and/or catch fire. If you tried that stupid trick with the model cement, it will almost instantly catch fire and spread to all near-by model cement, including any that may still be wet on your fingers. I don’t think additional details are necessary, let me just make this very clear – I do stupid shit in the work shop. Don’t be like me. It can give you cancer.

But that wood-grain vinyl contact paper stuff rules. I’m gonna be using more of it.

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“Air Mixing” is a term I just made up to describe what I did to achieve the blued gunmetal finish on the main body of the gun. I couldn’t find a color like that in a single rattle can (I’m sure its out there, I just couldn’t find it). So I got a can of middle-grey gunmetal, and a bright blue metallic intended for model cars. After masking over the fake wood I sprayed a base coat of gun metal (more to get decent coverage and make sure the paint got into all the little corners and crevasses) I took one can in each hand and sprayed them both at the model in the same time, feathering the blue into the gunmetal as I went. This was all kinds of fun, much more “painterly” than the normal rattle can experience.

After that I masked again, to cover the blued metal, and sprayed brass over everything that was left. Then it was time to remove all the masks and see how it turned out. Well… if I was too liberal with the masking on the Brass Monkey, I was too conservative with it on Bootstraps Unnamed Wacky Thing. While none of the moving parts were impaired, you could still see lots of red plastic showing through in places that I really should have left exposed to spray paint. In the side view, you can very clearly see the red showing through in the groove for the charging handle. Less obvious but still noticeable is a rectangle around this groove where the brass color doesn’t quite match up. I’d left that whole area totally masked, so at first when I pulled the masks off there was a big, wide, red stripe down both sides of the gun. I touched this up with brush paint, as I did everywhere else I felt really needed it and it wouldn’t mess up the functioning of the gun.

The other problem I had when removing the masks was in several points they pulled up the vinyl contact paper. For the most part I was able to fix the damage, but there are places that looked nicer before they got tugged and pulled at by masking tape. I don’t have a good solution for this, other than to slow down, be careful, and never remove the mask over the vinyl from the edge towards the center, always pull the tape from the center first, moving out to the edge. That rule won’t apply in all situations, but it will help.

Still, I was well pleased with the effect I achieved with the vinyl wood grain and a heat-stretched application. I’ll definitly be using this technique again. I’m also very pleased with the blued gun metal. Its not quite as blue in real life as it looks in the pictures, and I think next time I’ll use less blue, but it was fun and now I know you can spray two paints at the same time for interesting effects.

So, there you have it – my first batch of SteamPunk styled custom toy guns. The three toys themselves cost me a grand total of about $10, but I spent considerably more on the spray paint – but I can defer that cost somewhat because most of the paints were also used for other projects.

SteamPunk Honda

OK, here's the finished version of the magnetic patch I put on the Honda, as described here. No more crappy phonecam pics, and it shows the final detail, the screw heads. I think they really sell the "I bolted this chunk of old wood to my car," look. Before, it just looked like a sticker.

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The screws are simplicity itself, and continued the All Recycled Parts theme of this piece. I took a 1 1/4 inch hole punch I picked up for making home-brew game tokens and punched out circles of plastic from fake credit cards I got in the mail for no good reason. Then I cut four of them in half and removed a space from the "middle" of each (now separated) circle. When I glued them all back together, I had me 4 nice little fake screw heads. A quick hit of brass spray paint and a slosh of ink to make the groove stand out, and blamo! Instant fake screws. I stuck 'em down with 2-part epoxy cement, and called it a day.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Antiques and Ghetto Maintenance

Here's a few little things I've been working on lately.

Coming up out of last weekend's scrap run, comes this lovely set of fireplace tools. They looked like hell when I picked them up, but a few turns of a screw driver, a little Brasso, and no small amount of elbow grease and they are good to go.

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They are just the right amount of tacky to appeal to me, and since my fireplace is flanked by Rohan-style swords from Lord of the Rings (Eomer's and Eowyn's, to be exact) they fit the decor pretty well.

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Now this fan isn't exactly SteamPunk, but its Diesel as all hell. Also, totally unsafe to operate at any speed! I replaced the old, dry-rotten power cord with something less likely to burn down my house, but I still don't trust this thing any further than I can throw it. At least now its OK safeish to run if you are in the room, and safe to leave plugged in, where before it was a fire waiting for a place to happen.

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Even now, its no force to ignore. It pushes wind unlike any modern fan I've used, and those Bakelite fan blades will chop hell out of anything wandering through that nice, open safety wire. Man, they just don't make 'em like they used to.

In the Ghetto Maintenance department, I give you my take on auto body work. Almost two years ago, neighborhood hoodlums carved "dick" into my car door. They got down to bare metal, so there's no way to buff it out. There's also no way I'm repainting the car, so I've tried to just laugh it off whenever I get a funny look at the drive through. Well, I finally came up with a solution.

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My dad used to be in real estate, and had a set of those magnetic signs you see on car doors. He had no further use for them, so I took them for my own purposes -- even though at the time I didn't know what those might turn out to be. At the same time, the print shop at word had some wicked-cool scraps of vinyl left over from a truck we wrapped for a government client. This isn't normal car wrap, this stuff is thick and intended to be laid out on cement floors at trade shows. I didn't know what I'd do with that, either, but I took the scraps off their hands.

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Put the two together, and you've got a very comical solution to a very stupid cosmetic problem. I'd like to fassion some fake bolts to "hold" it in place, but for now I'm happy with it.

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And, as a final teaser, here's how that Guitar Hero controller came out. I'll be taking proper beauty shots this weekend, but I figured I'd post the preview shot I sent to the owner.

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Saturday, April 18, 2009

Alabama Junk Day


Some days, its good to live in Redneckia.

I don't know what they call it, but once or twice a year the city says it will haul off to the dump anything you can drag down to the street in front of your house. Maybe its got something ironic to do with Earth Day. At any rate, there are piles like this one every few houses on ever road in my neighborhood. Its like a big drive-through thrift store that encourages five-finger discounts! After work I just drove around, filling my car with other peoples discarded treasures. I filled it twice. Some highlights:
  • two turn tables
  • three TVs
  • 5 cassette decks
  • two VCRs
  • three DVD players
  • a guitar
  • several brass lamps
  • two sets of fire place tools
  • toy guns
  • Darth Vader mask
  • old clock
  • old fan
  • sewing machine
  • folding desk chair
  • tool box full of old tools
  • giant rusty old trunk
  • plastic rocket sled
  • ionizing air filter

So, its gonna take me a while to break it all down for parts, but its like bringing home a gold mine. I feel like this must be illegal or something in other, more progressive regions, but right now I'm happy to profit from Alabama's good ol' boy tendencies.

There is one thing about it that is still sort of appalling is just how much of this crap still works. Some of it, like the air filter, looks like its never been used. Undamaged, almost unused stuff, just tossed out to the road. No wonder out economy is fucked -- these ass holes are borrowing money to buy expensive shit they don't need and then chucking it in land fills instead of any other method (recycling, selling, donation, etc.) of getting rid of it. I mean, some of this stuff has nothing wrong with it at all other than it doesn't play Blue Rays. What, you ain't got a second TV down stairs? Maybe not, if that's where all the TVs came from.

So it was a gold mine for me, but it really started to bother me towards the end of testing as I realized just how functional most of this crap is. While picking it up I'd just assumed it was all broken and that I'd strip it for parts. Now, I'm wishing I'd picked up the remotes, I could sell this crap!

Thursday, April 16, 2009

work in progress...


Here's a crappy cell phone shot of what's about one or two more sittings worth of work away from finished -- a SteamPunked Guitar Hero controller. Goofy, yes. Also, fun, and a really good test piece for that fake wood action that I'm wanting to use later for something else. Anyway, I just wanted to have something up here related to what I've been spending so much time on lately. This weekend or so I'm planning on doing a bunch of photography of other recently completed 1:1 scale projects.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

FroliCon 2009


We spent our Easter weekend in Atlanta with the fine partiers of FroliCon! We've been eye-balling this con for years, but never mustered up the courage to go. Well hot damn, am I glad we finally ponied up! This was not the camera-fest that I usually partake in at cons. Not that there wasn't anything worth taking a picture of, I just had other things to do with my hands, and the vibe is different. Everything was more personal, less over the top and showy. But I got a few shots I can share. The caption for this first pic is a quote from the individual depicted: "Moderation in all things."

We didn't get a room at the con hotel itself -- no surprise there, as we didn't decide to go until about 2 weeks before the event. But we had a fine little room just a few blocks away. Out in the quiet airport neighborhood the quick little car hops were just fine for the two days we were there (We got in Friday, partied that night and all day Saturday, then had to bug out ass-early Sunday morning.) but it did convince me that it's worth the extra cash to not have to fuck around with cars at all for DragonCon.

So, what to say about FroliCon? Obviously, its not as big as a Dragon or anything like that. It was even smaller than ImagiCon, but it was all in one wing of a smaller hotel, rather than spread all over the damn BJCC, so it didn't have that ghost-town feeling. And there were NO tourists -- hell, in this crowd a straight guy in a fully articulated Doc. Octopus costume would still just be vanilla. I don't mean that to make the party sound elietist, just hard core. Every body there was hard core. There were pleanty of other FroliCon virgins, but everybody there knew what was going on and was there on purpose. It was a really fun, accepting, sociable crowd. Sure, you could see some cliques, but that's just human nature. Everyone was just hanging out, kicking back, and chatting it up. Seriously good times.

Speaking of Doc Oc, there was a serious absense of named character costumes, which was a very refreshing change. People were dressed up and dressed out, but it had a more self-expressive vibe, instead of the normal character reproduction you typically see. It was a really cool way to roll, and probably sprang from folks doing some very personal things at this party, and dressing to reflect it. Even the obvious character costumes were generally of characters created by the costume's wearer. Freaks flying in their natural colors, amplified.

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I wish I'd gotten a good picture of him, maybe we did on one of the other cameras, but there was a guy there in a psudo-German uniform, and his method was brilliant. It was an SS uniform, but he'd replaced all the icons and badges and stuff with things he liked better. They were still in the right style, just not actual Nazi shit. He told me that he'd gathered all the stuff he wanted to use in a pile, dumped it out in front of a bunch of girls, and had them pick out anything frightening or offensive. Bits he really wanted to use, like the belt buckle, had the offensive details hammered off. Brilliant!

There were, of course, a decently broad range of representatives of Her Majesty's favorite new genre, SteamPunk, with all the high-detail hand-made goodness we love.

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These folks were the first of several people around the con to mention Harbor Freight when talking about where they got parts for their experiments. I'll have to dig through that site later.

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Some folks take their steam with an extra dose of weird.
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Apparently, this guy does this for a living, make props and costumes for a local haunted house.
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The SteamPunk part of the show was rounded out by the Extraordinary Contraptions, an Atlanta-local SteamPunk -styled power pop band. Very cutely costumed, and wonderful folks to hang out with. I had great fun swapping maker tips with their chief engineer (who also mentioned Harbor Freight). Not really my sound, but still, great people.
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They played a real set, but I only got pics of them messing about in the convention space.
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I also fell in love with her stockings a little bit. The lines aren't woven, they are painted or marked in some way, and I think I've got an idea how to replicate the effect with an airbrush on a pair of normal hoes. So I'll find out at some point and give it a try.

Gotta give a shout out to Big Momma, too! One night we took in the show by Big Momma's Productions, and it was an absolute hoot. Bama burlesque girls, take note: you could learn a thing or two from these folks. Take everything I said about the dance at ImagiCon, and take the reverse. Their show was great -- engaging and funny hosts, beautiful girls, skill on display in thought-out, coreographed routines, and the great solo bit from Big Momma herself at the end of the show. This is was burlesque is supposed to be like!

Pinky and the boys from the Sadistic Scenic City SideShow also put on a good act. As we watched the show, Mrs. Utini would comment on each act comment on each act with an "allowed" or "not allowed." Ya gotta love clarity in communication and expectations.

As always, Mrs. Utini and I found our doom in the dealer's room. We always talk so much about being good this time....sure, right. At least this time we didn't load up on small little chochky shit. We got a few particular items of significant quality. The market was small but focused, not a lot of space but not a lot of off-topic bullshit, either. Lots of sex toys, some very out there, like the medical equipment. Most of what we saw we were more interested in for ideas that we can use in our own stuff, and the things we bought were just beyond our skills/time to replicate. Mostly, we spent our money at Delicious Boutique. I came out of it with this pimp shoulder holster:


and Celeste got the most Celeste-like skirt ever made (for a very reasonable price, that's what I keep telling myself) which I can't seem to find on their website.

We chatted some with Jennie Breeden, the artist behind The Devil's Panties. She's a certain kind of devilishly adorable, and if you are into the con thing and don't read her stuff you suck. We had us a good laugh about how everybody from my wife to my mom thinks this is a picture of me:

This was my first event with an open dungeon play space. Wow. Damn. No, like seriously, holy shit! What happens in the dungeon stays in the dungeon. But holy shit, what happened in the dungeon...

Saturday night we hit a few of the room parties, particularly Master Andre's ConTorage party. Kick ass party, man (you too, BamaSpider!) and what the hell kind of girlly-attracting magnet did you have in the back room? I think we were in and out of the party about 4 or 5 times and every damn time when I peeked in the back... :-) So ya, I'm totally looking forward to hooking up with you guys again at DragonCon, if not some thing sooner. Despite the fabulous parties being thrown (ya know how at big events you have to hunt to find the good parties? At FroliCon, the good parties are looking for you!) We never really did the party-all-night thing at this con. Somehow, the atmosphere at this event inspired us towards our own festivities.

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So, if it's not obvious, we had a great time. We're already talking about next year. I think this might have been the con that finally won me over to the "small cons are actually better" way of thinking. And there were some things from this con that I could happily see spilling over a bit more often into every day life. We had a great time, an awesome weekend, and I got a nice fresh mental reboot, which is exactly what I was hoping for.

Monday, April 13, 2009

HeroScape with a buddy and son


Got in a game of HeroScape Thursday with a buddy and his son. It was fun, one of those classic passing of the torch to the next generation of geeks kind of evenings. Good times.