I'm so BORED with olive drab!

I'm so frackin' bored with painting olive drab! Actually, I'm kinda bored with painting miniatures in general. And pretty damned burned out on WWII as a whole, at least the version of the war fought without benefit of daemons and jet packs.

So, its time for something different.

Actually, there's a lot swirling around on this one, and the timing is all sort of coming together for me. I've been getting a bit worn out on painting various shades of brownish green and greenish gray for a while now, but I've been plugging ahead, partly just to have something to do. Idle hands, and all that. I made it a personal goal to FINISH THE FUCKING PARATROOPERS before starting anything else. That just made things worse. I mean, they are so damn close! All I've got left is to finish a scout platoon, paint the objectives, paint the command and hero elements, do up a few markers, and that's it. Well, then I'd have to go back and retail all the previously finished stuff to bring it up to the same standard as the later finished stuff, and add flock and other foliage, and fake snow. But man, they are close! I really don't want them to join the ranks of half-finished armies filling my shelves.

On the other hand, I was thrown out of the main BattleFront forums a while back. I'm not going to rehash the entire sordid affair now, but basically I was getting very critical of BF's newer products, and the guy who is behind the stuff I was being most critical of runs the forum. I made a comment that gave someone grounds for complaint, and I was shown the door, along with CrazyIvan, another infamous loud-mouth. This started an exodus of other loud-mouths to STCC, our local gaming forum -- you should drop by, you'll like it. Much talk was made of our banning being the beginning of the end for BF as they slid inexorably into GW land. Their most recent army book bears this out, with all manner of stupid shit.

Then today they announced the rules and location of the 2009 National Tournament. Hum, how to put this..... fuck 'em. I wasn't that big on it anyway, but they've done a few things that just pissed off pretty well everyone. Its in the middle of no where, so there shall be no extra-curricular fun. No popping out to Historicon between rounds this year. It's in a rented athletic center, so we'd probably have to put up with jocks in the lobby. But the real shark-jumping deal killer are some of the rules in the painting competition. From their announcement:

1. All entries must contain nothing but Battlefront Miniatures.
7. National Tournament participants may not enter categories with components of their army considering those components will be unavailable during the day.

Most of the other rules suck, but those two pissed off pretty much everyone on both sides of the fence. The power gamers basically have to bring two armies, one to fight and one to show off. And anyone who, like me, mixes brands has just been auto-disqualified. My masterpiece is no longer a tournament-legal force. In a historical game. Without copyright restrictions.

And I was struggling to get that shit painted?

So, OK, BF is doing its level best to blow the Flames of War community to shreds. That's fine, I was getting bored, anyway. I need something new, and I need something wierd, damn it! I need gyrocopters and genetic super soldiers! I need airships, with pirates, and maybe aliens. Or deamons, those would work, too. I need to MAKE some shit, and get some real creativity flowing. I need wild parties with fancy people who don't take anything seriously, except for cool things that shouldn't be taken that way at all. I need some new music, too.

I need SteamPunk.

I've been resisting the siren call of hammered brass for a few years now. The whole SteamPunk thing just pulls in the best parts of damn near everything I've ever liked, and wraps it up in DIY coating of live action not role playing party time costume fun with live bands and Tesla coils. But I knew once I jumped I'd be in it up to my eyeballs. Well, the hell with it, I jumped. The basement is now full of brass and cogs and telescopes and toy guns and freaky monsters and all the horror, fantasy, leather, cyber, archaic mixed up nonsense that Mrs. Utini and I have been collecting for years. The whole thing fits like a well-worn glove, probably because we've had our fingers in all the holes all along. We're finally just giving in, and putting all the pieces together. I mean, what umbrella but SteamPunk could cover Lovecraft, Pirates, and WWII all at the same time? (No, at least at this point I don't feel like sub-dividing out DieselPunk. Its just a continuum between Steam and Cyber, anyway.)

So the game table is covered in brass bits, monster specimens, gun parts, sticked up weirdness and all manner of shit from the thrift store. And it is beautiful. The creativity has flown like blood in the gutters of boredom. I have my new. And it's something old, that I've had all along. Its really very liberating -- damn near EVERYTHING I like fits, at least partially or with overlap, into SteamPunk, just as long as you define that term broadly enough.

Obviously, I'll be posting pics.

This does not mean the end of wargaming and miniature painting. But it does mean its going to take a back seat for a bit. I'll finish the paratroopers, and I'll finish my retroactive updates about them at some point. And I'll still be playing games, probably as much as I do now. Hell, we've got a Descent campaign starting in a week and a half! But there will also be pics up here for all the new crazyness.

Because new is good.
And Old New must be very good.

updates to come

I'm gonna start updating this thing again, I swear I am! Look, look, I made a list of minis I wanna buy, right over there to the right and down a bit!

DragonCon 2008 - Video Bonus

I came across a few little clips I'd intended to post after Dragon, so here they are. I had another set of pics I'd intended to post, too, and maybe I'll get a link up for that soon since I'm not sure I want to do another DCon post.

Melissa at DragonCon



Random DragonCon Belly Dancers


Singing Tesla Coils at the Mad Scientist's Ball

Bandwidth Limit Approached!

Hells ya!
Never got one before, but I got notice from photobucket that I'm approaching my monthly bandwidth limit. Y'all must be eatin' up some pics. Hit counter down there's been going crazy, too. This pleases Utini.

Flames of War Mini Tournament!

Maybe I'll write something about it later, but I took 2nd place with two 6-1s and a 2-5 loss. Not a bad way to spend an afternoon. Here are the two shitty pics I took with my camera (I took the wrong camera bag to the shop, and its batteries were dead) and a link to the forrum post where Caesar posted his:

Steel City Crucible write up

Desirable Skills

I'm inventing a new hobby.

With all the ways the world could end at any given moment -- gas crisis, financial collapse, unending war, zombies, global warming, the list goes on and on -- something's gonna give at some point and we'll all be in the crapper. I'm not saying this is a certainty, or that I know how it will all fall apart. But I do know that sh|t is wierd enough at this point that if you don't get ready for it and it does hit the fan, y'all are gonna feel pretty friggin' stupid. And it won't really matter how it ends or what causes it, over is over.

So, given the inevitability of our suspiciously delayed doom, I'd say we've got some work to do. Everyone knows all the physical preparations required to survive the apocalypse (conventional wisdom seems to indicate that a shot gun and a back pack full of MREs should more than suffice, and who am I to argue?) but who's skill set is up to date? We all know the van will be better off with a little extra armor, but do you know how to weld? We'd all love a cache of AK-47s buried out in the woods, but do you know how to properly store them?

I sure don't.

When I got thinking along these lines, I realized there was a whole laundry list of skills I'd always meant to learn how to do, and never had. These aren't skills that are important for day-to-day living -- if they were, we'd all know how to do them. But if it ever comes up, I'm going to be glad I learned how to (for instance) evaporate salt water and trap the vapors for something to drink. Ya, we've all heard that one. You ever try it? Me, neither.

So, I think its high time to Level Up. Screw Warcraft, I'm going to level up ME. In real life, with actual skills. I don't need to be an expert, and neither do you. I don't mean to spend a year becoming a certified welder, but I'd like to be able to up armor the van, right? And these don't all need to be survivalist skills, either, just anything interesting but non-essential that I should have learned to do while growing up, but didn't. I'm going to make up a list of Interesting and Desirable Skills, and go out and learn them at at least some basic level. I will call this my new hobby, and I'm encouraging others to try it.

If nothing else, this could be fun at parties.

So, here's my list:

Desirable Skills:

• Constelation/Star identification and recognition
  
• Astral Navigation (navigation via star recognition)
  
• Map and Compass navigation (ya, I can hike with a map, but...)
  
• Juggling
  
• lock picking
  
• hotwire a car
  
• collect drinkable water
  
• knot tieing, Navy style
  
• welding
  
• electrical soldering
  
• lip reading
  
• trip wires and traps
  
• clean small game animals
  
• CPR/First Aid
  
• make fire without matches
  
• use my sling accurately
  
• firearm cleaning and storage
  

So, that's my list. I haven't made much progess on it yet, but I just dreamed this up over the weekend. I DID learn how to tell North with a stick, though, so that's a start.

What's on your list?

DragonCon2008 - Costumes: misc. pt.2

EDIT: Unless I misread my admin pages, I somehow forgot to actually post this back in the day, so here it is, out of "Draft," mode, and onto the blog. Where it may already have been, who knows.

OK, so this obviously ended up getting split into two posts.... and I'll start this one with the cutest little cat girl you ever did see.







And just to be sure you don't think its all sunshine and daises over here, this girl has seriously fucked up some very early memories of mine about what makes a woman sexy!



This is one of my favorite pics, from this or any other DragonCon:

I love the idea of an ape visiting from another planet and checking his camera, because the folks back home are never gonna believe this shit.

Crazy CyberPunk Wings
OK, I've never really spoken with them, but I see these guys all the time at cons. And she's always wearing some crazy ass wings. But this set of wings just kicked all kinda of ass. First off, they moved. The wings were articulated to fold up or spread out. Also, those aren't glairs or hot spots on the camera, there were lights at the end of each wing tip. Cool stuff, y'all.








I was looking at the wings. Honest.






G.I. Joe





You've got to love this: two moms in matching costumes with two sons in matching psudocostumes:




Even Cobra Commander needs a holiday.


Battlestar Galactica

I think she might look more like the character she's portraying -- I mean in the face more than the costume -- than any one I've seen at a con.






OK, is this a costume or is she just blond?




Star Trek
It ain't a con if it ain't got no Klingons.






I am Locutious of Cute.







Pirates!




























Ninjas!


Zombies!!!

Hail to the king, baby!







Fairies
Always a popular choice (but a lot of these girls ended up in the "Ladies of..." category.)



See what I mean?














Pro-grade, not really a costume 'cause they are gettin' paid, Cruxshadows girls:


Much like the Cruxshadows girls, these were pretty much the only other professional booth babes I saw at the con. I don't really know if this counts as in costume or not.


Disney






We noticed a lot of kids in costume this year. I suppose the babies who's mothers dressed them up as ewoks a few years ago are starting to grow up.








Does Wizard of Oz count as a Disney movie? Close enough.


5th Element
I love this movie. Seems others agree. Or at least, we all love Milla Jovavitch.

Lilu Dallas, multi pass.











Toys
Brilliant! I love this concept.





Everything Else
Some things just don't categorize well.







I have more with this girl. Much more. But this one is the family friendly post, right?




I never could find this Battle Brother again for a better shot... I took this one from accross the street.


I dunno, its getting so big, I think maybe DragonCon is for the birds...








Cork hats are Australian for costume.




I love this mask. Simple, cool. Good to go.


Hay, if you are the guy in the back of this shot, I hate you a little bit.


I have sinned. And sinned well.












Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!


So, ah, what you think of this hottie?


Its a dude, y'all.








Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.




Misc. Anglo-philes.






She made me take it.








Photognome, doin' his thing. He is the master.












Leon.


This was kind of cool. You didn't notice anything odd about her until she walked away.








Beats me.














This kid ran up and totally tried to stab me in the junk.


Beats me, dude.


Its 300 miles to Chicago... you know the rest.




This guy's costume got me thinking about cutting up an old Power Wheels Big Foot.












and, in closeing, I leave you with these girls, who do indeed speak the truth: